"SINGAPORE"

"BABY IT'S HOT OUTSIDE"

I visited Singapore a number of years ago. My husband

was working there so I thought I'd hop a plane and visit.

I brought 3 books to read - I got to Tokyo having read all

my books - didn't have enough yen to buy anymore(this was before

cell phones and heavy credit card usage - hard to believe I know)

I had to endure a delayed flight - nothing to read - and then I had to get 

on another flight just about as long as the first.

Meanwhile, we were all stuck in a huge holding tank - so when they 

announced the plane was boarding there was total chaos.

The airline attendant didn't call seat rows 

it was literally a free for all.

If these passengers could've brought their chickens 

they would've. An experience like no other. Sit where ever you like.

I got to Singapore - where it is against the law to chew gum

it's true - and it was 104 degrees(on a cool day).

What was I thinking??????!!!!!!!!!!

I lived through it but did'nt want to get on a flight home 2 weeks later.

To this day a flight to Paris is nothing in comparison. 

Got home and there were raccoons in my house due to the cat door.

The cats were gone - my house was a mess and my cat sitter

was mortified to say the least. I guess I had to pay her anyway.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Thanks a bunch